somecognition :: a pondering of all things un-final.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

no different

my known need is not different from yours, we fancy filling them in different forms and fashions - however the basis remains the same. from my own felt need I have been given the ability to treat your need.

other
I have a new goal, to make my close friends feel awkward at least 2 times a day. this is done through;
-touching a confident male softly on the back of arm and rubbing it slowly
-telling him anything in a whisper, such as; "chinese food", "wanna play (pause) tennis", "how bout those braves".
-clapping and cheering when they achieve something like;opening a car door, receiving their food at a restaurant, after completing a flight of stairs, etc (in public of course)
-not breaking eye contact for at least 60 seconds
-call them "sweetie" or "darling" - works on both sexes

4 comments:

Stephen Hunton said...

ok...those are funny.

David Morton said...

I'm frightened.

Sounds like a great idea though!

Perhaps these aren't good things to do when you're trying to start a new life in Houston.

Randy Schlichting said...

Hey bro, how can we get more copy on the Gathering blog?

Garrett said...

dude. the arm thing works, btw. . . haha